A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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