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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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