- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A van drives into a car.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

feminism

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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