Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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