Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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