- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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