4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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