- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

My cat just died.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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