- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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