A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Andoni was here

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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