What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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