- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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