What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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