Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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