- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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