- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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