- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

I like school Said no one ever.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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