what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Anti Joke

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