- Anti Joke

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.