- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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