- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Whats green? The color green.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What's brown an sticky Shit

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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