- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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