- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.