Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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