In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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