- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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