So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Atheism

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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