What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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