An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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