A pope meets another one

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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