Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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