Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Albert <3 Hunter

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Anti Joke

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