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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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