- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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