- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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