- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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