- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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