- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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