- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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