- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A guy walks into a bar

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