Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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