Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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how much fish could a chicken

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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