did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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