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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

homosexual rights to marriage

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

can you pass the soap?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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