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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

The diamond one below is hilarious.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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