- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

The diamond one below is hilarious.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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