- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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