- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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