What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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