rent a cops

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

HELLO EVERYONE

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Anti Joke

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