- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

mmm i love marble bumhole

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

N-E Pats never cheated

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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