- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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