What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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