Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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