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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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