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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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