why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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