How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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