- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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