- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??