What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A bar walks into a man

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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