Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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feminism

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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