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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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