- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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